Talent Show

I’m at a talent show with the fattest hoe

Judges saying: That is so

Cun-tagious

It’s outrageous

The front pages

They eat it up

The crowd is like a Hot Pocket

So I heat it up

To the highest temp

I’m masturbating on the ringmaster

In the lion’s den

It looks easy?

Try it then

Leviathan, I swallow whole like a vitamin

Sexy girls, they invite us in

“you’re broke as fuck…so why da grin?”

I answer: Iverson

Never hide us when

They come for us, we’ll be right here

Now kiss me soft on my right ear