Talent Show

I’m at a talent show with the fattest hoe

Judges saying: That is so

Cun-tagious

It’s outrageous

The front pages

They eat it up

The crowd is like a Hot Pocket

So I heat it up

To the highest temp

I’m masturbating on the ringmaster

In the lion’s den

It looks easy?

Try it then

Leviathan, I swallow whole like a vitamin

Sexy girls, they invite us in

“you’re broke as fuck…so why da grin?”

I answer: Iverson

Never hide us when

They come for us, we’ll be right here

Now kiss me soft on my right ear

 

 

Wife PT. 2

If I were to bang
His wife
If I were to maim
His wife
Would it change
His life?

 

If I were to kiss
His wife
If I were to vis-it
His wife
Could I pimp
His life?

 

If I were to lead
His wife
If I were to enseed
His wife
How fast would he leave
His life?

 

If I were to taste
His wife
On a stormy night take
His wife
On what foundation would be based
His life?

WIFE (call me)