Come On Down


The bedroom gets humid

Pronounce differently the word “acumen”

Now you see what I’m doing

I’m just an apparition

Floating around

The Bears should have not taken out Josh McCown

When Jay Cutler came back from an injury that one season

Obama conspired with Donald, but Donald did not want to commit treason

I don’t know this country well enough to pledge allegiance

I can’t speak in-depth about robotics

My two cents are worth as much Ed Monix

Politcs is the greatest show on TV

I watch it as entertainment – like really

Once again the world is collapsing

How many people have to fall under the poverty line before some uncivil shit happens

Look around Jose, everything seems fine

I know, it only seems like I’m overacting

Introducing basic math to an 8th grade class

Sometimes language that’s crass really kicks ass

If you’re in the mood

Business idea: a gym where you must work out in the nude

Eyes glued to YouTube, the world is in there now

I’ma go to Obama’s library, later – it’s not there now


Random Pt. 15

Observe the master

Only I can do this

I named my first son Judas

And his little sister Jesus

I drove a guy to his house and watched him hop into the back of a van

Like damn, I guess he lives there

I became a psychiatrist and ended up selling kitchen appliances

I appeared in The Atlantic and was in a cult Satanic

I did stand up comedy just by telling people what’s wrong with me

I played a game of Jenga and almost lost my shit when I lost to a guy who had Parkinson’s

I was interviewed for a job teaching pre-school kids, but was told “you just don’t look like the type who should be around kids”

I used to operate a crane at a construction site and when I wasn’t doing that I planted dynomite

I received a strange call, a cold voice told me “I’m gonna fucking kill you homie”

I ran a light brazenly, some drivers honked their horn crazily but that wasn’t fazing me

I went to Chinatown to wander around and got into a fight with the Latin Counts

I went to visit an acquantaince in Pilsen only to discover 3 months ago somebody killed him

I ran into an old classmate, he was working at a grocery store and I made him feel better by telling him I’m also still poor

I saw a chavo watching TV in a Tahoe, I got closer and saw he was enjoying an episode of Johnny Bravo

I looked at a calendar and muttered “damn,” I won’t tell you why I said it, you wouldn’t understand


I love women

I love fantasizing

About women

Many different women

It’s just the shape of certain women

Something about women

I respect women whenever I’m around women

But at the same time I love the bodies of women, the faces of women

I don’t mean to objectify women, I just call it having natural fantasies about women

I’d never violate women

But watching it happen in porn – I’m not against it, I’m for it

At the end of the day I love women

And I’ve hurt women, not physically, but I’ve been mean to women

Especially women who were close to me, that’s not how it’s supposed to be but you know how relationships are

I just love women – sexually and otherwise

Sometimes I get mesmermized by women

And sometimes I hypnotize women

I love women, all the time

Even if I’m not sexually attracted to a woman

I’ll still be nice to that woman and appreciate that woman

The looks of certain women, the beauty of a woman

There’s nothing else like it

Die Alone

I’m so glad you have a partner so you won’t have to die alone

The problem with risking it for me

If it didn’t work out you might have had to die alone

And I am so glad you don’t have to die alone

I could have been the reason that you wound up dying all alone

I’m so glad I’m not the reason you wound up dying all alone

Still I had an actual chance in person

So you were obviously prepared

To risk dying all alone

And I’m glad you’re not scared of dying all alone

It could of been because of me

You ended up dying all alone

I rather you die with someone by your side

Than chance it with me

And end up dying all alone

Decades from now you’ll look back

Exhaling a last sigh of relief, turning your head and seeing your partner watching you leave

Maybe you wonder about me

If you do, just remember I am glad

You aren’t dying all alone

The 13th


On he who is newly hated

It is I, the lamented one

The smell of sweat

Blends well with the scent of cum

I am young in relation to them

And I am among the most salacious of men

Or at least that’s what she said

If I’m a dodge you are


A cheap collage

I’ll let the contradictions go and not paint you as a fraud

I no longer take your crueler sentiments to heart

At least I can say

I tried to make a contribution to the arts

I wish I hadn’t taken down my other site

I was proud of having it

An urge to make a sacrifice struck me

And for that do you ever consider yourself lucky?

Who Is Jose?

Jose wrote this, Jose wrote that

Jose thinks this way, Jose thinks that way

Every impression I could make

I think I’ve made it

How fun would it be

To meet the mild mannered man who is displaying


For so long I’ve been a secret

Bonded with a stranger

In a way I’d define indescribable


I never really knew her secrets

No encounter has ever been stranger

No fall is unsurvivable


The Eminem chant:

I am

Whatever you say

I am


Who is Jose?

Riding A Wave

The worst and the best you have witnessed

Maybe I like being teased and that keeps me in business

Perhaps you liked me more when I channeled Bob Dylan

When you’re a poet you chase every feeling

That’s the first thing I was taught in poetry school

That is the fuel, I was told as I sat on my stool

That grin on my face

If I put myself in your place I can see how it’d bother you

I thought you flashed a beautiful smile

And that’s God’s honest truth