My brother really had a thing for you

He was saving up money to buy a ring for you

He wishes he was Bob Dylan so he could sing for you – a melody

Are you telling me he’s been disqualified?

He’s been telling me you plotted his downfall

But then he also says it was his own fault

He’s been telling me about another girl at an improv class

But when he mentions her he does not seem as jazzed

as when he mentions you.

What has he meant to you?

He wants to ask for help but he’s embarrassed

Don’t tell him I shared this

He’ll put me in a headlock – we like to wrestle

Don’t take seriously his attempts to distress you

Anyway, I gotta go – he’s coming back

God bless you!