Sometimes I wound up living by my own words, at times you lived by mine
I hardly lived by yours, you hardly shared as many as my words to opine
Now you have some things to say, about fucking time – but can you rhyme?
From slime I built what you might call sublime, then devolved back to slime
I appreciate the kind sentiments, like seriously I do
Just for that, I might dedicate to you a string of new haikus
I would like to learn about Japanese culture – you mind teaching me?
You might be the person reaching me
My favorite Power Ranger was the pink one, can you guess why?
Why rest in peace apart when we can rest side by side? (Good Question)
I’m not competing with you, I’m competing for you
Are you going to tell the judge that I adore you?
We don’t have to have sex right away – patience is virtuous – “they” say
I shine like Kay Jewelers, initially began in pure shade
Save the intimidation for someone less experienced with violence
If a critic puts his hands on me, he will be silenced
But only temporarily, I’m really a nice guy
I’m in Hell with Heaven above me so I look on…
the bright side.