Staying Ahead Of The Game

A 3-headed mice named Mouse, sliced and diced the head off a man for having lice

I am your creator – you will meet me in the afterlife – guaranteed

Smoking weed while inserting into my own penis hole a sesame seed

Yes indeed, I do the job like Indeed.com

Shoot your progenitor – that means your mom

Grab an apple out of a blender as it spins – hand unscathed

Use my mind to tame a tidal wave as I stand in its way and save the day

In a helicopter I spy on a guy who owes me money in Downtown LA

In the Land of the Gays the straight man is a heretic slayed

 

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