Random Pt. 1

Driving past in a hockey mask by a laundromat – what’s wrong with that?

Shooting dice, gambling grains of rice, it’s a painful life

A doctor saying “oh, shit” as he opens an envelope and sees yo pics

An escalator that leads directly into an elevator

A human head attached in reverse and somehow everything works

Swinging a spiked bat at a baseball game and no one reacts as if it’s strange

A rookie cop, for his first day reports, first traffic stop uses excessive force

A store specializing in selling broccoli and only accepts bills from Monopoly

Renovating a dog house while seeing in the alley a homeless man pass out

Aiming a firearm at an instigator as he realizes the conflict is of a different nature

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